That Girl.

You know the one. She used to seem normal. Until you stop talking to her. Which is of course when she "finds Jesus" and becomes a conservative freak.

I have one such a friend. Well, actually we're not friends. But every single time she updates her status with something like, "Jesus Freak is McCain/Palin 2008," I resist the urge to call her for the first time in two years to yell at her for hating her own rights. I just...don't understand it. I don't know. How does one "find Jesus" and then become conservative. I found a sock under my bed this morning. I'm not changing my Facebook status to "Marissa loves..." You see where this is going, don't make me type it! And besides, if you LOVE Jesus so much, why didn't you find him sooner? He can walk on water, it's not like he'd be all that hard to miss. And if you LOVED Jesus, you wouldn't totally defy everything he supposedly taught.

But seriously, what makes people think religion=conservative? I happen to worship Barack Obama...well, no I don't, but if it weren't so creepy I might. And in that case, religion=liberal.

If relgion=liberal and Jesus=Christianity=religion, then Jesus=liberal. Like us.

BARACK THE VOTE PEOPLE!

Also, y'all best be watching the SNL Presidential Bash. Loves it.