My Favorite Activity.

I have many favorite activities. Among them are writing, baking, painting picture frames, and coming up with creative ways to get my car taken away so I don't have to drive. However, I must say that my absolute FAVORITE activity is one that we liberals hold near and dear to our hearts: schooling Republicans. Now, I know what you're thinking and, no, it is not just you. As liberals, it is our duty to teach the conservatives the right way of thinking. Ironically, the right way is left.

Just the other day, I was talking to someone who is a McCain supporter. He called me a baby killer. At that point I said, "Oh hell no!" So I decided to school him. I told him the following:
1) Pro-Choice does NOT equal Pro-Abortion.
2) In addition, Pro-Life would more accurately be called "Anti-abortion" as so-called Pro-Lifers support war, the death penalty, and hunt innocent animals.
3) Furthermore, John McCain fought in Vietnam. Anyone remember what American soldiers did in Vietnam? Oh yeah, they killed babies.

Okay, so maybe the third one crossed the line a little bit, but he just made me mad. Besides, we all know it's true. So then he asked me how I would feel if I were a fetus and my mother decided to kill me. It was humorous. I said I would respect her decision. Then I worked on him. In the end he said he would support abortion if the life of the mother were threatened. Still said no to rape or incest, but he's conservative and, therefore, not very smart. He also agreed, in the end, that it was better to have Roe v. Wade and at least make it safe than to overturn. I win. He loses. Life is good again.

Then today, I schooled a Republican on Sarah Palin. And Ron Paul. Because she clearly thinks both of them are Grade-A politicians. Yes. And the food they serve at Taco Bell is made with Grade-A meat. I just...don't understand the way the minds of conservatives work. Are they brainwashed? Ignorant? Just not very intelligent? All three? It boggles my giant liberal mind.

In other news, my condolences go out to Senator Barack Obama on the death of his grandmother. I was hoping she'd at least live to see him elected.